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floozys:

parental figure: “sit like a lady”

me:

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thenimbus:

biyuti:

this kitty doesn’t look like a real gamer

That’s just an expensive cat heater

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

4gifs:

[Previously / video]

cindersk:

rolandofeld:

The sass is strong in Disney.

The truly magical moments of Disney.

queefilicious:

i want a meangirls 3 with meryl streep, jessica lange, and jane lynch where theyre the bitch clique in an old age home

lizclimo:

megalodon! 

lizclimo:

megalodon! 

4gifs:

Pet fish likes to be tossed. [video]

4gifs:

Pet fish likes to be tossed. [video]

girlsjustwannahavefunds:

burymeinchanel:

musiqchild007:

randomweas:

denst:  

Video → (X) 

MY JAW LITERALLY DROPPED.

Holy fuuuuckkk

that’s bomb