parental figure: “sit like a lady”
A relationship is like a house
If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.
Unless that house is a lying whore
Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.
This took the best possible turn.
i want a meangirls 3 with meryl streep, jessica lange, and jane lynch where theyre the bitch clique in an old age home